Hayden Patton lent me his Hyundai I.20 the other day---well sort of!

I was driving my little Saphire Blue Hyundai I.20 past Hayden's storage facility the other day, or perhaps a more accurately, the garage where that finely tuned little beastie he races around the world was being worked on. What the hell, I thought. I turned into the yard and hey---the guys were all having a break and there---sitting in the drive was the car of my dreams----all alone, looking for the world like it needed a drive! Who am I to deny a piece of glittering temptation the attention of a wannabe raleigh driver?! I edged my car to a position that obscured the view of the guys, who from the sound of things, were busy discussing an upcoming event---didn't quite get the location, but I did quickly slip into the somewhat lowered version of my car, and hey---the key was there, sitting like a 'teaser' in the ignition. A few seconds later, I observed the guys running around like headless chickens, albeit in the rear vision mirror, morphing into tiny figures waving their appendages at me as I sped down the road----to where? Bugger! I awoke, not too disappointed, because at least I still owned the 'little brother' to the dream car. I unreservedly apologise to Hayden, for ---even in my dreams, daring to emulate his magnificent deeds! Damn---last time I did a blog like this, it had 43,000 hits but it didn't sell 43,000 of my book or get that many downloads. You cam all fix that---go and download my book, ROSKILL! That doesn't have to be a dream! Follow the links, in a far more clam manner, from by website. www.authorneilcoleman.com

Trump throws out his toys---he didn't get his own way!

Given the childish reactions we have seen from Trump so far, I feel for the USA as it heads towards the final countdown. If for some reason he 'trumps' the opposition; that is Sanders or Clinton, then we ALL need to be very worried. Sure he says stuff that many Americans can relate to, but think a bit more deeply my American friends (not the ones I talk to on FB, of course---they are very well informed!)before you cast your votes later in the year--because by electing this fool, you are going to become far more than a 'laughing stock!' His unfortunate personality is such that 'important' issues become enmeshed in a sideshow that is ALL ABOUT 'HIS' EGO. Does the USA really need a President who represents this darker side of humanity? Certainly the 'world' does not! One only needs to look back in history to be reminded where such pathways lead. Open your eyes, USA!